Script:
Steve: watch out behind you
Will: i got it
Steve: nice
Will: wow that was close. That could have ended badly
Steve: gigidy
Will: Really
Steve: yarp
*phone rings*
Steve: oh i got a call
Will: from who? your Bae?
Steve: shut up
Will: Who is it then? Bloody Brandon?
Steve: Would you give me a chance to see who it is
Will: No now hurry up and find out
Steve: Mate ur single give me a sec
Will: ok mr cockey
Steve: (in Cleveland voice) hey, Who is it?
Caller: R u enjoying your game??
Steve: I was until you asked creeply Why?
Caller: What would do if cod ended up being futuristic?
Steve: what do you mean
Caller: Multiplayer and campaign. boost jumping and wall running around the maps with energy powered guns.
Steve: I dont really care what happens then. Im a zombies player
Caller: what if i changed that? Do Aliens and energy rifles sound fun?
Steve: Not really. What do you want?
Caller: £500,00
Steve: £500K!!!! Who do u think i am?
Caller: I don't care Steve, Just get me the money or changes will be made
Steve: Yeah right?
Caller: Don't judge me
Steve: OR what?
*Game changes from Origins (BO2) to Revelations (Bo3)*
Steve: What?!
Will: What happened? Steve?????!
Steve: (picks up phone) What happened???
Caller: I told you not to judge
Steve: Dammit. I suppose it could be worse
Caller: You have 3 hours to get that money or game over
*Hangs up*
Steve: 3 HOURS!!!!!!!
Will: What the balls is happening??
Steve: We need to find £500K in 3 hours or CoD will become more futuristic than it is now
Will: U WOT MATE
Steve: I know right
Will: I cant be asked to find that money yet. Do you wanna finish this game first?
Steve: Sure. WE will probably be 30 mins maximum
* 3 hours later*
Will: Round 99 and... 100
Steve: nice and it only took..
*looks at timer*
Steve.. 3 HOURS!!!
Will: Oh well. Whats the worst that can happen?
*Phone rings*
Steve: Here he is again
Will: Just say you almost have it but need more time
Steve: Fine
*picks up phone*
Caller: Times up
Steve: Wed almost have it all, we need more time.
Caller: Lies.
Steve: No its not
Caller: If it wasn't then why were you streaming on twitch for the last 4 hours straight?
Steve: No I... Dammit workman
Caller: Not so smart now are you? Heres a present
*game changes from Revelations to Zombies in spaceland*
Will: What is this??
Steve: Ok.. what do u want?
Caller: You decided to suffer the consequences than to help those CoD fans
Steve: How are we gong to settle this then?
Caller: Meet me downstairs in 20 mins.. dont be late
*Hangs up*
Will: What now? The stream is goin crazy
Steve: I have to meet him downstairs in 20 mins
Will: Alright then. Just one game of this tho.
Steve. Why??
Will: Because theres a robot and an arcade
Steve: ok. Only for 10 Mins tho
Will: Fine
*2 hours later*
Will: And round 81... new world record
Steve: Well that was interesting
Will: What did you have to do again?
Steve: i had to meet him downstairs in tw......
Will: In what?
Steve: In 20 mins
Will: Go then
Steve: Dont act like its my fault
Will: Why are you still here Go
Steve: I just stood up. Calm ur boobs
*walks towards stairs*
Steve: well he aint here. unless he is down stairs. Duh that would make more sense
*walks down stairs*
Steve: well I hope he has left me alone
*caller gabs him from behind and drags him away*
END
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